Days in Boston may be numbered

Dear University of Chicago,

If you want me, you've got me.  For serious.

Love,
Me

Dear Omni Hotel, Chicago,

You are a ridiculously expensive hotel.  You have in room snacks, sitting there and taunting me, that are ridiculously overpriced ($6 for Snickers?  NOPE).

Charging me $10/day for internet is just overkill.

Love,
Me

Dear classy heeled boots,

I still love you, but after today, I think we need to go on a break.  No hard feelings.  I just miss the time before the only sensation my feet were capable of experiencing was pain.

Love,
Me