It had to be done

This conversation occurred about two weeks ago on OKCupid, but it's so ridiculous, I had to share it here. I'm not printing the guy's username NOT because I think he deserves privacy, but because I don't want him to think he's really popular when a bunch of people go to look at his profile after reading this conversation.

Guy: Hey :)

Guy: you're really cute

Me: Excellet way to begin a conversation.

Me: *Excellent

Guy: lol thanks i try to make a good first impression :)

Guy: so what are you up to?

Me: Trying to fix a computer.

Guy: oo thats the best

Me: No, it is not. When you pay $400 to have a computer fixed, having to then fix it yourself is actually not usually considered "the best."

Guy: lol well yeah

Guy: i was attempting sarcasm

Guy: i guess it doesn't translate well when your typing

Me: Yes, I noticed that earlier.